shh… it’s a secret
Vernon's Best Kept Secret
At Vernon’s Best Kept Secret, we pride ourselves on being extraordinary. Our role goes beyond that of a masseuse; we bring personality, passion, and a commitment to making every client feel truly special. We are dedicated to creating genuine connections and leaving lasting impressions.
where we’re more than a name -it’s an experience. Our sessions are built on pleasure, discretion and leaving every client feeling seen, valued and completely Satisfied.
We want to find out what makes you light up {don’t be shy, tell us} because conversation, communication and playfulness are important to us After all, pleasure and connection begin in the mind……Are you ready to come explore with us? A Unique & Memorable Experience Is Only A Phone Call Away…….
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Experience a Unique Erotic Massage
At Vernon’s Best Kept Secret, we pride ourselves on being extraordinary. Our role goes beyond that of a masseuse; we bring personality, passion, and a commitment to making every client feel truly special. We are dedicated to creating genuine connections and leaving lasting impressions.
where we’re more than a name -it’s an experience. Our sessions are built on pleasure, discretion and leaving every client feeling seen, valued and completely Satisfied.
We want to find out what makes you light up {don’t be shy, tell us} because conversation, communication and playfulness are important to us After all, pleasure and connection begin in the mind……Are you ready to come explore with us? A Unique & Memorable Experience Is Only A Phone Call Away…….
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Choose Your Experience
Explore a selection of services designed to match your mood and desires — from soothing full-body erotic massage to more intimate, tailored experiences.
THE SOLO EROTIC MASSAGE
$200 All IN 65 MINS -
SHORT ON TIME $150 35 MINS
The ultimate skin on skin massage experience may include mutual touching, body on body sliding, reverse you massage her , teasing that will bring you almost to the edge of madness and still make you hold it until the end.
For even more fun some passionate kissing might also be included can’t give away all our secrets now can we? Repeat client s can also add on a bubble bath for 2 + $100
THE ULTIMATE MASSAGE EXPERIENCE
2…3…OR 4 sexy masseuses
This is the ultimate fantasy massage experience and is tailored to each clients needs or wants.
Can be girl on girl for you to watch or all eyes and hands on you *NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART*
Pricing will depend on what type of massage Fantasy experience you choose and how many girls you want to add on to your fantasy session.
Want to upgrade your session with a hot and soapy bubble bath with your girls let us know at time of booking + $100.00 for each girl
THE BDSM/EROTIC MASSAGE COMBO EXPERIENCE
$200+ *Depending on type of Dom Play/Fetish*
& if you ‘d like to include MULTIPLE GIRLS IN YOUR COMBO SESSION
A BDSM Domination (Dom) session is a structured, consensual encounter where one partner (the Dom/Dominant) takes control, and the other (the submissive) surrenders power, focusing on themes of authority, sensation, and obedience if desired.
Physical tools like restraints, impact toys (paddles, whips), or sensory deprivation can be discussed
More Info on BDSM Sessions
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Why Choose Us?
Luxury, Comfort & Professionalism
Our massage atmosphere reflects peace, warmth, and thoughtful design — every detail curated for your comfort.
Skilled, Attentive Masseuses
Discretion & Respect
Featured Experiences & Schedule
See available experiences and plan your visit.
Our schedule adapts to your needs, with flexible times and booking options available.
Coming soon: Online scheduling, exclusive offers, and seasonal wellness invites.
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